Weird Al,s new single from the "Internet Leaks" collection. Video directed by Divya Srinivasan. I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard Hit the boards and paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be callin, me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone But the years have come and gone And I,m sorry to say that,s not the way that it,s all worked out I,m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I,m doin, 34 shows every day And every time it,s the same Look at those hippos, they,re wigglin, their ears Just like they,ve done for the last 50 years Now I,m laughin, at my own jokes but I,m cryin, inside ,Cause I,m workin, on the Jungle Cruise ride Oh, the critics, they used to say I was the new Olivier Thought I,d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes Aw, but don,t bother tryin, to IMDb me The only place you might possibly see me Is ridin, my little boat around Adventureland It ain,t exactly what I planned But I,m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I,m doin, 34 shows every day And every time it,s the same I would,ve killed if I,d been in "Speed The Plow" But what,s the difference, that,s all behind me now ,Cause I,m payin, the rent and I,m swallowin, my pride And I,m workin, on the Jungle Cruise ride I should be there on Broadway Knockin, ,em dead in "12 Angry Men" But instead I,m here tellin, these lame jokes Again and again and again and again and again and again and again Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! That,s an African bull elephant... And there it is, the backside of water! What have I done with my life?! I shoulda listened when my grandfather said "Why don,t you major in business instead?" Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died And I,ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I,m doin, 34 shows every day And every time it,s the same Look at those hippos, they,re wigglin, their ears Somebody shoot me ,cause I,m bored to tears Always said I,d be famous... I guess that I lied ,Cause I,m workin, on the Jungle Cruise ride I,m still workin, on the Jungle Cruise ride


 
  3774   Código Embebido
Comentar
 
 
 
Cargando comentarios de Disqus
 
 
 
 

Etiquetas

 
Esta web utiliza cookies, puedes ver nuestra la política de cookies. Si continuas navegando estás aceptándola
Política de cookies +